Thereness jokes
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.