Thereness jokes
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Hold upp
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)