Thereness jokes

Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?

Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?

Getting your fingers stuck in there.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

Why do orphans go to church?

They go there to finally call someone "father."

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.