Thereness jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The FBI."

"The FBI who?"

"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?

Once they're gone, they never come back.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.