Them jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"