What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"