Them jokes
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...