Them jokes
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.