Them jokes
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
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What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."