Them jokes
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."