Them jokes
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.