Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
Why do orphans like being criminals? Because then someone actually wants them
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them.
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
Why do orphans hate dodgeball
No one misses them
Why do they call them a nonce Bcs they go for ppl who don't have any sense
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan? one of them gets picked.
Whats the difference between an orphan and a dog
One of them is actually loved
Whats the difference between an orphan and a pencil , People actually have a use for one of them
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why canβt balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
