I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
Why do orphans like being criminals? Because then someone actually wants them
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them.
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
Why do orphans hate dodgeball
No one misses them
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
