Them jokes
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Memes
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Them, losers.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.