Them jokes

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?

What do skeletons do with their organs?

They organize them!

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."