Them jokes
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Memes
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Them, losers.