Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Them Jokes
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
