Them jokes
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)