Them jokes
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...