Them jokes
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
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Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.