Them jokes

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because no one loves them.

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Why don't orphans have Life360?

Because parents won't track them.

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I've never heard them.

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.