Them jokes
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.