Them jokes
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"