Them jokes
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Memes
Me every year
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.