Them jokes
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Me every year
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.