Them jokes
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Me every year
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.