Did you know that most women are left-handed? That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
what dose Michele jackson and a xbox have in common .....
kids turn them on
