Them jokes

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.