Them jokes

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you throw them.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?