Them jokes

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!