on april fools go to an orphanage and tell them that there parents are here to pick them up
what does blind kids and orphans have in common.
neither of them can see they're parents.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died my friends asked what was his last words I told them his last words were are you still holding the ladder
these jokes are the bomb, i rate them 9 out of 11
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there
gay people when the GPS ask them to go straight
what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout I saw them hanging all day.
Howdo you win a argument agaisnt a emo kid? Kick the chair under them.
How do you make a orphans hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come back.
What falls first a apple of a Emo kid a apple because the Emo has a rope holding them
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast because there is no parent to feed them
Why did the students eat their homework
because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
