Them jokes
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.