Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Them Jokes
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
