How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You tell them to clap until their parents come home
How do you make orphan’s hands bleed. Make them clap for their parents to come back.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make a noise when you throw them
why can't orphans go to school? they need their parents to sing them up.
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”
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What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
IF YOU EVER GET MAD AT A ORPHAN PUCH THEM IN THE FACE... WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TELL THERE PARENTS?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? "Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone’s dying to get in."
If you ever frustrated just punch them in the face what are they gonna do tell their parents
why do orphans hate apples? because they get picked over them
Kid.says to genie I want to be like batman Kid goes home both of them are dead
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do people call priests Father?
Because it’s to suspicious to call them Daddy
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
