Why do orphans play gta? To make them feel wanted
why cant an orphan have sex. Because they cant call them daddy
how many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw them
pov them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed.
her. all you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang you get me
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselfs
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let’s hear,” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk...!!!”
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
How do you make an orphans hands bleed
You tell them to clap till there parents come home
why cant an orphan get caught o the hub they have no parents to catch them
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
why don't orphans go home at pick up? cuz they don't have parents to pick them up
How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You make them clap until their parents come home
Jordan motherfucker ur face looks like slut and ur life is trash stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!
Q:What's the difference between a orphan and a apple? A:one of them gets picked.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You tell them to clap until their parents come home
If your name is Jack... I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything
