Them jokes
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?