Them jokes
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.