Them jokes
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝