Them jokes
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Memes
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.