Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
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Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?