The jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."

How do you fuck a cow?

Find the nearest Karen.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.