The jokes

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."

How do you fuck a cow?

Find the nearest Karen.

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.