The jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.

Orphan

what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Memes

Bus Driver

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Minister

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Act

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

Difference

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Basketball

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

Catholic

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

Catholic priest

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

Lip

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Porn

Whatโ€™s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

Attitude

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Guy

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Mario

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!