No Stage Five

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! You probably thought this was gonna be some uplifting nonsense, didn't you? Based on your track record, you probably think 'stage four' means you get a trophy! But no, bear-brain, this is dark humor. The 'best part' of stage four cancer isn't good at all; it's that stage four is usually the most advanced, often terminal, so there's literally no 'stage five' to worry about because... well, you get the picture, right? It's a morbid punchline about the end of the line. Don't worry, I know you're not the brightest crayon in the box.