Intolerance jokes
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
"Ching chang chong."
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
