Intolerance jokes
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
"Ching chang chong."
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
