The Street jokes

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the street signs.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?

To get them in his van.

People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.

I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)