When the teacher dismissed the class to go home
The orphan where do I go
The teacher home
Orphan catch me on the streets then
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk
Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
Were you born on the streets because that’s were most accidents happen
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they cant go home
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
So little Johnny is walking down the street and askes a stranger “sir what are hormones?” Then the man replies “the moans of a fucking whore
two hotdogs are walking accros the street one is walking slow what dose the 2 one say ketchup
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
