So I was looking out my window this morning and I saw this black guy run across the street with a TV and I think to myself “is that mine?” That can’t be mine, mine is still in the basement shining my shoes

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha

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