That jokes
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Like for bonuses if you are following me and you have the best explanation
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.