That jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.