That jokes
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.