That jokes
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Memes
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.