That jokes

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he replies.

One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"

The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"

And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"

The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"

Johnny replied with, "OK."

Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What's the difference between cancer and me?

My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing? Dead mooves.

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.