That jokes
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.