That jokes
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)