That jokes

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

What is a playground that is old?

A rotten playground.

"Bill, never do that again."

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."