That jokes
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.