That jokes
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Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
thats you suck dick goof ball
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.