That jokes
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*