That jokes
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
POV:Your Reaction,that you finally can upload Memes on this Website
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny.
“Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.
“Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny, and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother shit in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad fucking his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is fucking the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.