That jokes
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
That's kinda sus, you know?
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.