That jokes
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!