That jokes

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

What do you call a kid that lives alone?

An orphan. ;)

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.