That jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Wait, that's me.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."