That jokes

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.