That jokes
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Memes
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.