Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
That Jokes
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
