That jokes
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*