That jokes
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I cried on this GIF
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Wait, that's me.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"