Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
That Jokes
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
