That jokes
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
that pig looks very tasty xx
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."