That jokes
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What is an owl that wears armor?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.