That jokes
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What is an owl that wears armor?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.