That Jokes

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

A person looks out of a window. The text above the image says: How I wake up knowing that I've got 0 political beliefs and just say things to annoy people.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.