That jokes

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack