Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
That Jokes
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
