That jokes

Spongebob

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

Nun

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

People

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Memes

Fault

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Pencil

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Sex

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Meme

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Momma

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Gangster

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Oven

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Woman

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!