That jokes
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Memes
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!