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America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.