That jokes
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!