That jokes
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.