That jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.