That jokes
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.