That jokes

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?