That jokes

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

I didn’t do that.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.