That jokes
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).