That jokes

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."