That jokes

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.