That jokes
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(