That jokes

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.