That jokes

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Andrew Tate.

(That's the joke!)

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What do you call a cow that sleeps?

A bulldozer! 🐄💤

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.