I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
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Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
That moment when you poop 😂
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
