That jokes
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔