That jokes
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.