That jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Memes
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.