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💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Autism

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

Dog

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

Harbor

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Nerd

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Poo

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Sequel

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Shellfish

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Mama

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Momma

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Mum

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Friend

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.