Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
That Jokes
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
