Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
That Jokes
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
