That jokes
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.