That jokes
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?