That jokes

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!