That Jokes

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

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Romeo & Juliet
is not a love story.
It's a 3-day
relationship between
a 13yr old and a
17yr old that caused
6 deaths.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who
Actually Read It

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.