That jokes

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."