That jokes
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.