That jokes
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.