That jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Memes
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."