That jokes
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.