That jokes

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.