That jokes

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.

So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"

The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.

So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."

My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"

I said, "Literally."

Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly!

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.