That jokes

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Moo!

Cow: I was just about to say that!

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

The Philthydelphia Eagles.

That's it. That's the joke.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."

So I said, "But which one?"

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.