That jokes
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.