That jokes
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Very interesting
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!