That jokes

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

That autistic kid having sex for the first time:

"U The Hips, U The Hips!"

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.

... It was a bittersweet victory.