That jokes

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?

A full house.

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.