That jokes
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
God is you... If you have a dog
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.