That jokes

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.